Jeremy Simmons: The Blog

public string ConjunctionJunction(string words, string phrases, string clauses)
{
return (String)(words + phrases + clauses);
}

original props go to rlemon at http://www.codingforums.com

You might know that I'm a very adamant Microsoft.Net guy. As such, it's always highly amusing to me when I see 'the other side of the universe' talk about how their product is so very very good, by self referencing itself during the install process.

I'm sure glad they cleared that up. I thought I was going to have Java that was powered by Kittens. I'm sure glad that Java does in fact power itself.

Is that the best these people's marketing professionals can come up with? An autological phrase? Puh-lease.

Maybe they really do power it with kittens... which in turn are hopped up on Java... that would be so much cooler.

use master
ALTER DATABASE <database>
SET SINGLE_USER WITH ROLLBACK IMMEDIATE

-- do work here

use master
ALTER DATABASE <database> SET MULTI_USER WITH ROLLBACK IMMEDIATE;