Jeremy Simmons: The Blog

This makes my heart happy

Now, I'm not saying this sales pitch had anything to do with it, but I think that it's safe to say this is certifyably a sign of things to come

I want to know what the other two wishes were? Perhaps legal immunity from angry consumers who hated the previous version?

Of course, I'm still waiting for the proper version to come from Motorola.

I purchased some furniture from a local company. When I was sitting down to nail out the final cost and process the transaction with my preferred method of payment. I saw this disturbing sign under the glass on the table.

I'm thinking that the Al Queda isn't so much attempting to purchase couches to furnish their terrorist cell headquarters. I believe that they spend their money making dirty bombs and the like.

Does anyone else think this is unnecessary?!

I swear, I thought I'd seen it all.

Yes, India is into online dating just as much as the rest of the world is.

Thank someone in marketing the next time you see an ad for Match.com or Eharmony.com. In America, we don't compare a marriage to buying a the next Minivan.