Jeremy Simmons: The Blog

I need give props to my dad for sending this to me on the company dollar. Thanks Encorp (http://www.encorp.com) for letting my dad have email!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization

A. You might want to remove the Microsoft JVM, which Microsoft no longer supports, in favor of the more recent Sun Microsystems JVM. To remove the Microsoft JVM, perform the following steps:

   1. From the Start menu, select Run.
   2. Enter the command

RunDll32 advpack.dll,LaunchINFSection java.inf,UnInstall

      to start the uninstall process
   3. Click Yes to the confirmation, then select Reboot.
   4. After the machine restarts, delete the following items:
          * the \%systemroot%\java folder
          * java.pnf from the \%systemroot%\inf folder
          * jview.exe and wjview.exe from the \%systemroot%\system32 folder
          * The HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Java VM registry subkey
          * The HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\AdvancedOptions\JAVA_VM registry subkey (to remove the Microsoft Internet Explorer (IE) options)