Jeremy Simmons: The Blog

I never really found a good poke at "the other side" during the election, so here it is... Day late, Dollar short, If I'd wanted your opinion I would have asked for it...

Democrats are?
A) Poor
B) Politicians
C) Non-motivated people
D) Believe they are owed something from the rich
E) At least one of the above

Feel free to slander my good name by dropping me an email.

This is a shameless reproduction of http://blog.outer-court.com/
I thought it was funny, so here it is for your viewing pleasure.

Top Signs you're a programming geek

You use the ISO date format in email conversations with friends ("Let's meet on 2004-11-02").

You think of malformed HTML when you discover a "<" character on the milk carton. 

You believe your memory works like a computer, and you often make references to this ("I had her phone number in my short term memory but it got deleted").

You don't know the name of your new colleague, even though she's been working in the same office for a month (you do know details of the latest java release, though).

Whenever you spill coffee you want to hit ctrl+z.

You think of character encoding issues when you write on paper.

You start counting at 0 instead of 1.

You avoid redundancy when you talk but you enjoy the confusion caused by triple negation.

You won't say "bless you" when someone sneezes – "don't feed the trolls!"

You feel IRC is the perfect place to spend Valentines.

You think FrontPage and WYSIWYG are for sissies.

You had a blog before the word was invented.

You think the vi editor is actually usable.

And the number one sign you are a programming geek:
You think programming jokes are funny.