Jeremy Simmons: The Blog

Men, have you ever had a conversation with a woman and they start out like so,

You're a great guy and you do (insert generality here) really well. I've really enjoyed getting to know you (in this way).
HOWEVER, I'm seeing someone else. I have been since, (insert date while we were still getting to know eachother), and we recently (insert event which made them more serious).

OK, may I first say, women are manipulative bitches. With VERY VERY few exceptions to that rule. More so than I think men are. I think at some point, every woman is given a version of 'Art of War by SunTzu' retrofitted for making men believe that they are getting somewhere closer to a relationship, and then whammy, you didn't see my assassin squad sneak into your capital. Your president and senators are now all dead, your goverment is chaos and we win. Thanks for playing, now run along.

In all fairness, there has been an apt term coined to catagorize the slime of men in the same way. Player. To be fair, I hate both genders of Players, and if the world was according the Jeremy, then we would have some way of exacting somewhere near equivacable amounts of physical pain on these people they deem necessary to inflict upon us in emotional areas.

So, in closing, I would like to give a very big one-fingered solute to the women I’ve had dealings with this month who aren’t even worthy of repeating their names.